Naughty post!!!

OK first of all if you are related to me, don't read this post!  I don't care for you to know any thing sexual about me!  And I'm sure you don't want to know sex things about me...So just move on! :)  

Second, if any of you don't care to read this either totally fine!  I'm telling myself to open up more and be more "real" on my blog (I was never fake, I just never got into really private things)  and this post is about sex, what sex things I have done, where I have done them and other things.  If you don't like the answers to the survey I'm going to do, move on, get over it and don't leave and asshole comment!!!  Thanks :)

From Daisygirl over at The Daisy Approach

It's simple answer the questions. Be as risky or virginal as you want

1. Would you ever have a threesome or have you?

I wont get into any more than...I was young, dumb and wish it never happened.

2. Lights on, candle light, or off?

Off

3. Does size matter?

It's not about the size of the boat.  It's about the motion in the Ocean :)

4. Craziest place you ever got down to business

OK, some people might not like this answer, but Scott and I lived with our parents and didn't have many places to boink so we headed to a church and boinked in his car....We also had sex in a busy lake with people floating by...

5. How quick was your quickest quickie?

Probably about 5 minutes

6. Food that makes you think sex?

Penis shaped objects :) haha

7. Do you like your man to be manscaped? If you are a man do you manscape?

I don't really care...

8. Ladies do you keep your garden tended? 

Sometimes...Sometimes it's a jungle :) haha

9. How do you feel about making home movies?

No way!

10. Ever been caught by the kids?

If we are talking about "furbaby" kids, then yes :) haha...Oscar gets real bad anxiety when Scott and I have sex, so he usually comes in the room with us...

11. Do you like sweaty sex?

I don't like it, but what do you expect when fatties are humping :)

12. When did you lose your virginity?

I had sex...That's how :)

13. How do you feel about sex while pregnant?

I don't know...I have never had sex while pregnant...

14. Song that put you in the mood

None, I don't get in the mood by songs

15. Number of orgasms you have had in one night?

I think 3

16. Have you had sex in a car?

I have...And it wasn't easy...Two fatties in a tiny Chevy Beretta

17. Do you have toys? 

I do...They are collecting dust :)

18. How do you feel about guy toys?

No way

19. Would you ever pierce your yoohoo?

Nope...Owie!

20. Explain your kissing style.

I don't know...

and lastly...

21. What is your body part? Some girls love arms or ass, guys butts or boobs? 

Butt

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